We've all seen email forwards like this, but I thought that y'all might appreciate a lil' humor as we move into the weekend.
1. He had only one major publication 2. It was in Hebrew 3. It had no references 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal 5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself 6. He may have created the world, but what has He done since? 7. The scientific community can’t replicate His results 8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human species 9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects 10. He rarely came to class and just told the students, “Read the Book” 11. Some say He had His son teach the class 12. He expelled His first two students 13. His office hours were irregular and were sometimes held on a mountain top 14. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at http://spectrummagazine.org/node/639